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I initially started this blog to make Science Fiction and Fantasy book recommendations, and the first (oldest) 12 entries are just that: http://www.animeultima.tv/forums/blo...ations&u=97975

Having accumulated enough book recommendations for now, I am mostly focusing on jokes and stories about events in my life. Joke entries will have quotes around the title ("title"), and reminiscences will have angle brackets (<title>). Just in case you can't tell the difference...

"The Stone Giant"

Posted October 11, 2013 at 07:06 PM by eccentrich (Science Fiction & Fantasy books, etc.)

Tags bad puns , jokes , science fiction

Scientists exploring Mars found a stone giant, roughly humanoid in form, sitting cross legged. They could tell it was alive, though it never moved or had any measurable brain activity.

Naturally the scientists were puzzled, and they studied it for several years without cracking any of its mysteries. Finally, one scientist standing front of it exclaimed in frustration:

"How could evolution give legs to a creature that never stands, a mouth when it never...

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