First off, I thought I'd add this music, seemed relevant:
Now there was a user recently who insisted that I ban him. Why you ask? Because I intervened on the king/queen thread and basically told everyone to stop off topic posting since it was getting a tad out of hand. Now, I didn't really infract anyone since I'm not that harsh or anything. But he came to me and asked to be banned saying he'd broken the rule of off topic posts, spam etc. many times over....