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Emptiness is loneliness
and loneliness is cleanliness
and cleanliness is godliness
and god is empty just like me

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Posted 10 Hours Ago at 06:56 AM by Godless



Are you shy, inexperienced or ugly but looking for love?

Well i can't help you with the ugly thing but i sure can help you with the other 2.

How you ask? simple.
by providing you with dating tips in my brand new love column!

After all, i Rok world renowned gigolo and all around kick ass lover have slept with over 7 women (Big number, i know) and Is currently in a loving relationship THEREFORE by the powers invested in me by me im totally a love expert.

But enough about me this column is about YOU who is single and ready to mingle but as yet to find a mate, apart from advice this column will also serve as a Q & A so feel free to ask me any love related questions and i will answer them.

First advice: DROP ALL EXPECTATIONS YOU HAVE

That guy or girl you dream off that has all the qualities you like DOESN'T EXIST it's best that instead of idealizing a mate that you find a mate with whom you have good chemistry with despite him/her not being your "soulmate"
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    2nd advice: SHOW A GENUINE PASSION FOR SOMETHING

    Be it music or art don't be afraid to show you're passionate for something because this reflects how committed you are to what you love

    BE CAREFUL THOUGH if you're really into something most would consider strange keep it to yourself until you build enough trust with the person.

    3rd advice: SHOW INTEREST

    If you like somebody more than a friend give him/her subtle hints you like them that way.

    Something simple like "Ive missed you the other day you weren't here" reveals interests without revealing too much.

    This kinda comments are good to test out the waters while showing interest

    4th advice: DON'T FLIRT WITH OTHER PPL

    I learned this the hard way, big surprise ppl like loyalty and though to you flirting may not be a big deal i guarantee you it is gonna bother the person you're trying to build a relationship with

    5th advice: BE EDGY

    Most ppl like someone with an edge, But don't be edgy to impress them do it because it's part of your personality
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    Posted 10 Hours Ago at 06:56 AM by Godless Godless is offline
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    6th advice: PLAY TO YOUR STRENGTHS

    If you're funny, be funny.
    If you're smart, say smart things

    Be aware of the good & bad qualities you have and when to highlight them or keep them to yourself

    7th advice: LEARN TO COMPROMISE

    Love should always come 1st then your Ego

    8th advice: BE FRIENDS FIRST

    This advice is sorta a double edged sword
    If you never show any romantic interest you'll most likely end up in the friend zone HOWEVER if done correctly this is the key for a long lasting relationship

    9th advice: BE EXPRESSIVE

    This advice is mainly for guys.
    There's no need to play cool all the time showing a little emotion is always a Plus+

    10 and final advice: BE YOURSELF

    A Cliche i know, but it's cliche for a reason
    If you win over someone under false pretences that person won't love the real you but the person you pretended to be.
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    Posted 10 Hours Ago at 06:57 AM by Godless Godless is offline
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    What is your advice to get around the law when I want a loli? <,< (joke post.)
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    Posted 9 Hours Ago at 07:21 AM by chocoboking chocoboking is offline
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    What is your advice to get around the law when I want a loli? <,< (joke post.)
    Go live in japan i think they're more lenient there to that sorta thing.
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    Posted 9 Hours Ago at 07:30 AM by Godless Godless is offline
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by chocoboking View Comment
    What is your advice to get around the law when I want a loli? <,< (joke post.)
    Age of consent - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    "Marriage
    In most jurisdictions, age of consent laws do not apply if the parties are legally married to each other."

    Find some country where lolis are married off, and, well... yeah.
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    Posted 9 Hours Ago at 08:02 AM by Drickz Drickz is offline
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    Elvis presley started a relationship with Priscilla when she was just 14 and Jerry lee lewis married his 13 yr old cousin.

    There's your solution Choco
    Become a legendary musician and you can marry lolies.
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    Posted 8 Hours Ago at 08:20 AM by Godless Godless is offline
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    Those are some pretty solid tips. However, where do we meet?
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    Posted 8 Hours Ago at 08:48 AM by Drickz Drickz is offline
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    Those are some pretty solid tips. However, where do we meet?
    A new dating website i found called imsolonelyilltakeanybody.com (all one word)

    if not you can try local bars or community centers, you never know when you'll find the one.

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    Posted 8 Hours Ago at 08:57 AM by Godless Godless is offline
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    Thank you based Rok-sama.
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    Posted 7 Hours Ago at 09:45 AM by DelteusThe73rd DelteusThe73rd is offline
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    Originally Posted by Godless
    First advice: DROP ALL EXPECTATIONS YOU HAVE
    Woah there bro! I don't know about dropping all expectations. I mean, I do have some dignity! XD Oh, you meant not having unrealistic expectations, yeah, I can agree with that.

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    9th advice: BE EXPRESSIVE

    This advice is mainly for guys.
    There's no need to play cool all the time showing a little emotion is always a Plus+
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    7th advice: LEARN TO COMPROMISE
    Never! Wait you mean like showing affection and not being embarrassed to be all over your girl in public? Yeah I can do that. You want me to cry? HAHAHAHA no.

    Lol this blog made me remember those old MAD TV skits

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    Posted 1 Hour Ago at 03:58 PM by Talius Talius is offline
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    @Delty

    You're welcome, now go out there and get some.

    @Talius

    Dignity? that's your problem right there, you have it.
    you need to loose it pronto if you want to have a real relationship.

    (Btw awesome post, it cracked me up) XD
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    Posted 27 Minutes Ago at 04:50 PM by Godless Godless is offline
 

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