Emptiness is loneliness
and loneliness is cleanliness
and cleanliness is godliness
and god is empty just like me
Rok's love column.
Posted 2 Hours Ago at 06:56 AM by Godless
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Are you shy, inexperienced or ugly but looking for love?
Well i can't help you with the ugly thing but i sure can help you with the other 2.
How you ask? simple.
by providing you with dating tips in my brand new love column!
After all, i Rok world renowned gigolo and all around kick ass lover have slept with over 7 women (Big number, i know) and Is currently in a loving relationship THEREFORE by the powers invested in me by me im totally a love expert.
But enough about me this column is about YOU who is single and ready to mingle but as yet to find a mate, apart from advice this column will also serve as a Q & A so feel free to ask me any love related questions and i will answer them.
First advice: DROP ALL EXPECTATIONS YOU HAVE
That guy or girl you dream off that has all the qualities you like DOESN'T EXIST it's best that instead of idealizing a mate that you find a mate with whom you have good chemistry with despite him/her not being your "soulmate"
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2nd advice: SHOW A GENUINE PASSION FOR SOMETHING
Be it music or art don't be afraid to show you're passionate for something because this reflects how committed you are to what you love
BE CAREFUL THOUGH if you're really into something most would consider strange keep it to yourself until you build enough trust with the person.
3rd advice: SHOW INTEREST
If you like somebody more than a friend give him/her subtle hints you like them that way.
Something simple like "Ive missed you the other day you weren't here" reveals interests without revealing too much.
This kinda comments are good to test out the waters while showing interest
4th advice: DON'T FLIRT WITH OTHER PPL
I learned this the hard way, big surprise ppl like loyalty and though to you flirting may not be a big deal i guarantee you it is gonna bother the person you're trying to build a relationship with
5th advice: BE EDGY
Most ppl like someone with an edge, But don't be edgy to impress them do it because it's part of your personalityPosted 2 Hours Ago at 06:56 AM by Godless
- 6th advice: PLAY TO YOUR STRENGTHS
If you're funny, be funny.
If you're smart, say smart things
Be aware of the good & bad qualities you have and when to highlight them or keep them to yourself
7th advice: LEARN TO COMPROMISE
Love should always come 1st then your Ego
8th advice: BE FRIENDS FIRST
This advice is sorta a double edged sword
If you never show any romantic interest you'll most likely end up in the friend zone HOWEVER if done correctly this is the key for a long lasting relationship
9th advice: BE EXPRESSIVE
This advice is mainly for guys.
There's no need to play cool all the time showing a little emotion is always a Plus+
10 and final advice: BE YOURSELF
A Cliche i know, but it's cliche for a reason
If you win over someone under false pretences that person won't love the real you but the person you pretended to be.Posted 2 Hours Ago at 06:57 AM by Godless
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What is your advice to get around the law when I want a loli? <,< (joke post.)Posted 1 Hour Ago at 07:21 AM by chocoboking 
- Go live in japan i think they're more lenient there to that sorta thing.Quote:Originally Posted by chocoboking
What is your advice to get around the law when I want a loli? <,< (joke post.)Posted 1 Hour Ago at 07:30 AM by Godless -
Age of consent - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaQuote:Originally Posted by chocoboking What is your advice to get around the law when I want a loli? <,< (joke post.)
"Marriage
In most jurisdictions, age of consent laws do not apply if the parties are legally married to each other."
Find some country where lolis are married off, and, well... yeah.Posted 1 Hour Ago at 08:02 AM by Drickz - Elvis presley started a relationship with Priscilla when she was just 14 and Jerry lee lewis married his 13 yr old cousin.
There's your solution Choco
Become a legendary musician and you can marry lolies.Posted 59 Minutes Ago at 08:20 AM by Godless - Those are some pretty solid tips. However, where do we meet?Posted 30 Minutes Ago at 08:48 AM by Drickz
- A new dating website i found called imsolonelyilltakeanybody.com (all one word)Quote:Originally Posted by Drickz Those are some pretty solid tips. However, where do we meet?
if not you can try local bars or community centers, you never know when you'll find the one.
Posted 21 Minutes Ago at 08:57 AM by Godless
Updated 19 Minutes Ago at 09:00 AM by Godless
