I've just now come to terms with one of the most baffling facts on earth -- there is no such thing as BFFs.
Had best friend before. She and I were as close as Barbie and Midge... or was that Skipper? I don't know (remind self to search Google for that info). Been friends since we were in the fourth grade.
With that info in mind, I will now refer to
Self: Barbie (the sex symbol)
Midge/Skipper aka M/S: Best friend (the anti-sex symbol)
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