If you detected the sarcasm in the title, congrats.
Anyway, for the past 1....2....5 Years, I've been taking care of my console. Well, apparently it wasn't good enough. Now, it over heats like motherfucker, it won't read any disks put into it. No matter what condition the disk is in, and the tray won't open.
So I said: "You know what? Christmas comes around next month. I'm so fucking jolly it's comin', and I'm gonna get myself a new Xbawks."
Now, some...