It's one thing to be told 'you're fat' by a redundant lard ass driving a convertible while you're walking to the store, but being told that you're a little on the heavy side by close friends and relatives sticks with ya... Well, it sticks with me anyway.
Since me, and billions of other human beings, are
blessed with laziness, I've gained
some a lot of weight over the past ... Oh I don't know, 3 years? This has proven to make my daily life more tiring, excessive, and probably life threatening....