First of all, I'd like to point out something of concern. It seems to me that quite a few people do not understand my shit and thus take it in the serious way. The shit I write here is to be taken satirically, because, obviously, my shit was written to be taken that way.
Now if you're still reading this after you read my brief notice, do yourself a favor and read the following guide. Guide to Marriages for Pieces of Shit
No one needs me to tell them that...
