Let me tell you a story about a man so broke he couldn't even afford to pay attention *Rimshot*
This man is on a budget, he mostly eats canned goods and ramen soup and on rare occasions he buys frozen chicken drumsticks or beef.
This man also loves pineapple soda so he often buys alot of it but this man's real downfall is he smokes like a chimney and needs his nicotine fix.
But see, i didn't count- i mean, this man didn't count on...
