Quite a lot of people do not understand the differences between the several Metal and Rock sub-genres out there, so, since I know from a long time ago that these faggot kids still enjoy stories about the dragon guarding the princess in the castle, I'm going to write several situations that can happen while trying to save the princess, for each of the following sub-genres:
Heavy Metal
The protagonist arrives to the castle riding a Harley Davidson, smokes the...