Never make me speak extempo
Posted 2 Days Ago at 11:55 PM by Tomboy
My whole class knows that i'm an open pervert to everything soft and jiggly so this made the following situation more yolo.
Eng. Teacher- So class i've made topics for you all to speak in front of the class, just keep to the limit of 1 to 1 and a half minutes.
*i get my topic written out on a strip of paper*
So after a few students, it was my turn to talk, i stood up in my place and in a comedic fashion i sit on the table with my legs crossed (apparently this wasn't allowed in my school and for the last 13 years i've been in the these school didn't justify my ignorance).
Me: So the topic i have been given is about my opinion about women in the military.
I'm a devout supporter of democracy and equal rights to both genders. Giving the right tto women to enlist in the military is a great way to balance the playing field between genders. And most importantly DID YOU KNOW THE RUSSIAN WOMEN IN THE ARMY LOOK SUPER HOT???
I MEAN SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THEM IN THAT CAMOUFLAGE!
*whole class bursts into laughter including the teacher*
Eng Teacher: Ok ok you've spoiled it! Sit down!
Well more accurately all my mates were laughing in their facepalms.
I should never do extempo lel
note: Yes my school is comparatively small and houses students from KG to Grade 12.
Eng. Teacher- So class i've made topics for you all to speak in front of the class, just keep to the limit of 1 to 1 and a half minutes.
*i get my topic written out on a strip of paper*
So after a few students, it was my turn to talk, i stood up in my place and in a comedic fashion i sit on the table with my legs crossed (apparently this wasn't allowed in my school and for the last 13 years i've been in the these school didn't justify my ignorance).
Me: So the topic i have been given is about my opinion about women in the military.
I'm a devout supporter of democracy and equal rights to both genders. Giving the right tto women to enlist in the military is a great way to balance the playing field between genders. And most importantly DID YOU KNOW THE RUSSIAN WOMEN IN THE ARMY LOOK SUPER HOT???
I MEAN SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THEM IN THAT CAMOUFLAGE!
*whole class bursts into laughter including the teacher*
Eng Teacher: Ok ok you've spoiled it! Sit down!
Well more accurately all my mates were laughing in their facepalms.
I should never do extempo lel
note: Yes my school is comparatively small and houses students from KG to Grade 12.
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lol you're such a rebel
Posted 1 Day Ago at 12:38 AM by Veiyla_theChainedCloud
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I'm pretty much the class clown <3Posted 1 Day Ago at 12:48 AM by Tomboy 
