I was walking down my street yesterday afternoon as I was on my way home from the town. As I had done a study class in the city about the ~popular~ tourist attractions. [What's so popular about my city I will never know].
As I was walking down my street I saw a truck parked outside somebody's house, and little did I know that some COLOSSAL idiot had left a hook hanging out of the side of it.
Of course, I never saw the hook because I was talking to my friend who was...