It seems we passed through a cloud of interstellar fapdust, and our outgoing communications may not have been received. I sent out some of the crew to go clean the fapdust off the ship, as it was interfering with the sensory equipment, and that was when disaster struck.
I received a message from Cpl. Bareziah just in time about a fap asteroid, and did a barrel roll. The crew managed to hold on during the maneuver, but they became dizzy and opened their suits and some of the fapdust...