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If there's something that I can label as "The Ultimate Bullshit of a Lifetime", it has got to be this boundless, disproportionate devotion to fucking children.

Some days ago, I noticed this calendar for 2012 in a place and guess what? It has pictures of fucktard children for every month. You are going to consult the calendar to know which day it is, not to watch these motherfuckers sleep, shit the entire room and release macabre perfume from their asshole all stupid day....

There have been too many times when someone approached me just to say something like "Please, watch your language", or "Use softer language when speaking". I do not think avoiding curse words is the appropriate way to effectively transmit your message. In fact, using curse words owns.

Imagine that someone was really pissing you off. What do you think it would call him his attention the most? The formal vomit-inducing way of trying to convince him to act the way...

No one can be less than a pussywhore when they decide to often tell me that girls definitely like assholes and shit like that without providing a few reasons as to why that happens. By not providing me with enough arguments to defend your position, not only you make a pinhead out of yourself, but you give me a great time to prove how big my balls are. I'll be injecting you with some reviving insight into your defunct brains, with the intention of saving your mortified ass from a complete squander....

First of all, I'd like to point out something of concern. It seems to me that quite a few people do not understand my shit and thus take it in the serious way. The shit I write here is to be taken satirically, because, obviously, my shit was written to be taken that way.
Now if you're still reading this after you read my brief notice, do yourself a favor and read the following guide.


Guide to Marriages for Pieces of Shit

No one needs me to tell them that...

If you are not brainless enough, you can realize that sticking it to your girlfriend and getting her pregnant has got to be the worst crap ever seen. A human embryo inside your girlfriend like puke about to backfire in your face.

Hey, you were the one doing the fluid injection, so now take responsibility once in your witless life and perform the abortion. You're giving the abortion clinics a nice economical stabilization too. Imagine, as the doctor, ending up with a room full of moronic...