Don't mess with my emotions!! >_<

"Like I was crazy...
... you made semen"?

... idgi v.v

私は狂ったのように精液作りますけど。 x.x

Reminds me of that one eroge title from that one non-hentai OVA... "Semen Dependence Syndrome" in katakana

@C^3 made me laugh :)

and rawry i was joking :o

Hmm...
This is boring!
Let's get a party started!

*is in no mood for partying*

Has anyone ever eaten a grape before?
Like... bitten into one and felt the soft, juicy snap as it severs in two?
I think that could make a nice analogy with testicular pain. But I'm not sure exactly how to incorporate it into this story...

Ah, nevermind. I've got it. Mwahahahaha... Indeed, this complete change in writing style is infinitely more effective.

never did,
tastes like?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...54079824_n.jpg

Hmm... I don't know. That fleshy part...I'm smart enough to deduce unwitnessed reality from pure experience, but you're right... Studying up on anatomy a bit would be useful. Maybe I'll...

... wait, are photographs of dissected human organs easy to find? Eh, doesn't matter, I can find them.

This image is wrong
That "astronomy" is outdated
And it's actually outdated
By literally at least roughly 100 years e_e

Anyway... I don't know about astronomy, but according to astrophysics, I'm a planet! Or at least supposed to be one/highly likely to become one! :D

#rawrtheplanet