the microwaved baby puree was amazing, the slight burnt taste gave it a good flavor

I will recommend this to my friends and family

You should learn to savour your food chaos

Next time, I recommend cutting out the stomach, intestines, and the liver, filling it with a chicken broth, and other vegetables, cook it for about 5 minutes; the fingers should be easy to break off now, break them off, dip them in the soup. Enjoy.

PS: I suggest you save the organs you harvested for future usage, I've heard they make great alternate fleshlights then again... you probably raped the baby before cooking it, either way. You get the point

Try a spit roast next time chaos

I like to fry the fingers and toes, then take out about 10 cups of blood and the liver. Mix them all together and throw in some pepper to make a sauce

that's a good meal right there and the eyes are perfect for your drinks. Just freeze them overnight and mix them in...quality

The moment you realize, these are the only types of conversations that manage to keep this thread alive.

what is with roasting and microwaving babies? where did this even start?

why is my mouth watering?

Well what else do you wanna talk about to keep this thread alive?

That would be chaos' fault.

EDIT: I was replying to Veiyla