@con


@mets your local pharmacist doesn't stock it ?

microwaves work

I won't microwave a baby!

wait what

Passed out chicks never say no to sex

smh...
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neither do those who are gagged :wink:

can someone entertain me

watch i can make this pencil disappear
http://asset-4.soup.io/asset/1777/0924_4b76.gif

wow thats.......

how about some crappy jokes XD

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