curse you pedobear *shakes fist*

I am not a kid

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down pedobear

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-older then you

( which probably isn't true )

What would be the best greeting for the 1st in 4 people that the yandere wants to kill?
Knife to the neck?
Double knee to the chest followed with beatdown to death ?
Leave him last to torture?
Kill him slowly?
Break his collarbone?
Will also take suggestions.
Edit: Yandere has element of surprise and 1st guy is fairly isolated

older then me...
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...43/777/05a.jpg

...if it's me then slowly kill by cutting off every thing starting with the limbs. Cut off fingers and toes slowly then cut arms and legs off in to 10 pieces. Then the penis and balls. Then the ears. then kill me

Chaos finds the best pics.

Crap, had to tell a story from my imagination to my sister so she can sleep.

Its hard cause I'm not that creative.