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JmMajestic January 6, 2014 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Godless (Post 1607982)
Here is a girl pickup line.

"Hi"

See cause girls don't have to do anything and they get free drinks >_>
http://i.imgur.com/uMqgfht.jpg

NNW January 6, 2014 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DelteusThe73rd (Post 1607973)
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Don't forget to play this when y'all use these pickup lines:

ocha28 January 6, 2014 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DelteusThe73rd (Post 1607973)
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
are you a light switch? cos youre turning me on ;)

OOOOOOHHH~

Kyuubi_Conduit January 6, 2014 07:27 PM
"You're so cute that I want to punch you in the face"

Pussy claimed.

MrTropicalcrush January 6, 2014 07:27 PM
Did you just fall from heaven?

... Cos you know... you got a dislocated shoulder, 2 broken legs and your face is a mess.

MrTropicalcrush January 6, 2014 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyuubi_Conduit (Post 1607994)
"You're so cute that I want to punch you in the face... with my face... softly...cos I like you."

Pussy claimed.
Fixed it for ya.

JmMajestic January 6, 2014 07:30 PM
are you wearing space pants? cause your ass is out of this world

ocha28 January 6, 2014 07:31 PM
Originally Posted by Kyuubi_Conduit View Post
"You're so cute that I want to punch you in the face... with my face... softly...cos I like you."
Pussy claimed.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrTropicalcrush (Post 1608000)
Fixed it for ya.


AWWW THAT IS ACTUALLY SO CUTE ~

Godless January 6, 2014 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyuubi_Conduit (Post 1607985)
I've got a dick
blame me for everything

I've got boobs
give me free stuff
tsss ikr? so fuckin unfair..

No one pays for the hot dog but you gotta pay for the bun.. (they teached me about sex with a hotdog srry)

#Lazy parenting

KazMangaka January 6, 2014 07:31 PM
"I'd say you're the girl of my dreams, but I could never dream of anything nearly as amazing as you"

Well, I'm disappearing for a bit
probably going to sleep soon... maybe... might attempt to,,,,
anyway
Later and/or goodnight everybody


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