| DelteusThe73rd | August 12, 2013 09:32 PM | I would like to share a joke
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day.....
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids cursing and yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Goodmorning and Welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say "Hell no! They ain't twins. The oldest one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?"
So I replied, "I am neither blind nor stupid Ma'am, I just couldn't believe that anybody would fuck you twice. Have a good day and Thank You for shopping at Wal-Mart." |