I would like to share a joke

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day.....
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids cursing and yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Goodmorning and Welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say "Hell no! They ain't twins. The oldest one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?"
So I replied, "I am neither blind nor stupid Ma'am, I just couldn't believe that anybody would fuck you twice. Have a good day and Thank You for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Oh, how original ;)

It's a good one XD

Too bad it's used way too often, like a pornstar.

Kyuu still making me laugh~

Ba dum tss

Well my sister is weird :D she suddenly asked "apple or cola" so I decided to say "apple" because I had no damn clue what she was talking about. she suddenly went away & I was like, what was this?! Then she returned to give me this haha, I'm not dissapointed <3 gotta love my sister <3

'ello people

Hello Nino

Gotta love your sistet,Brent XD

Hi,Miya ^^