i don't have dreams i just sleep

*looks at Godless 'status'* "is COBRA MUTHAFUCKA!!"

the prophecy happened. Okay, time to dig hole and hide myself. see ya people in... never ? yeehhh

Jake "the snake" roberts! that was the wrestlers name it's all coming back to me!! ohh the things i forgot i remember~ thnx Kyubi ^^

@Jm

Really? you don't have ANY dreams?

@4ncient

Join the Cobra Army we have Snake shaped lollipops ^^

[Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...]

Oh, so you want me to suck them ?? Thanks you, but i will pass. Try to recruit members who's underaged, and give everything for candies. You won't affect me with th----- *error*

_but they look so delicious, you should go and grab some
_it's obviously a trap, why should I do that ?
_you won't know if you won't try them
_okay, fuck it.it's not like i am able to resist..

So, where i have to send application on joining ? ; )

Where's ShinSekai when you need him :wink:

We've had this talk before Jonas, you will succumb to Godless' advances. It's inevitable. At least go into it with your chin up and your ass loose :cool:

Whoa~

We at Cobra wanna be VERY CLEAR about this

WE DO NOT ACCEPT UNDERAGE PPL IN OUR ARMY!!

Cobra is not for kids, we specialise in illegal shit, this is an evil organization and all but we certainly ain't pedos!!

You fill an application at our Cobra website

wwwjoescansuckadick.com..

All one word btw, one of our Cobra representative will respond to your application as soon as we can ^^

Hell i know. Nor i want to know. Nor i need to know

And i don't think my butt should be calm around him. He's beast, i can tell you. As fast as he sees something related to that, he freaks out and "call" his cobra out...

@godless
fine with me then. i won't invite any kids further. you have my word

somehow, you didn't convinced me about that pedo's part... and i like to live dangerously, so, i will fit just fine. i will take a look at your application requirements and send as soon as possible. thanks for providing links. but i'm a bit concerned, do you honestly trust internet so much ?

@4ncient

it depends what kinda trust do you mean but yea at least here in AU i trust most of you guys..

why do you ask?

Can I join?

I thought the point of being the head of a global, multinational evil organisation was that you didn't trust everybody?