Ep 6.....
6 more to go....

Lately, I've stopped masturbating for pleasure and I just push out ejaculations with an apathetic look on my face. I do it as my body needs rather than anything else.

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The frequency actually increased somewhat, even though time spent decreased.

I noticed that if I had a dollar for every ejaculation with more than a tablespoon of sperm... I would actually be able to live off of that money. (only ~$2000 per year, but still actually enough to rent a nice little closet and actually buy store-bought groceries. Although that's not my preferred style of living... I'd rather just find an abandoned jun.. er, getting off topic.)

Hmm... Oh, well. It does feel a bit wasteful letting all of those genes waste away into my sheets, but I guess worrying about it would only be creepy.

Person who admits that he masturbated.Wow.

Where the fuck is Love lab ><

Love lab is on Sat right?

What day is it?
What's the date?
Mayn where the fuck am I?

What's masturbation?

Edit: You're in Roppongi. It is 6:12PM on September 27th, 2013. Not sure which one(s).

That's what they want you to believe, anyway.

The year is 2013.
Month,September
Day,(may vary)
Time,(may vary)
LocationOnline,AUForums

It's actually still 2012 in a surprising number of places.

Yay Love Lab