Hahaha.
Copied.


My girlfriend once told me I'm a selfish person. That's bullshit though. You see, I was at the mall the other day when a man burst through the doors and started randomly firing a gun.

I grabbed the closest person to me and used them as a human shield.

I mean, what can I say, I'm always putting others before myself.

hello bluber

@delt atleast i didn't claim it :rolleyes:

What do you call identical boobs?

Identitties.

* Bows down. * why thank you for the round of applause. ^^

Hello to you as well.

Have you ever seen or read nightmares and dreamscapes??

@arec i can't say i have

guys.....You think your job is boring? Whenever you're bored just remember that there is some guy who has to write the Terms and Conditions.

@delt like this?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5df9865f...oo1_r4_500.jpg

Why does a room full of married people look so empty?
There's not a Single person in it!

*Ba dum tsss*

Everytime i write "Hahahajaja". It is not a typo. It's just so funny that i had to laugh in Spanish too.

I memorize every ToS I--
HAHA. JUST KIDDING. I'm just an ignorant teacher. teenager* Huh, that was actually a typo... I'm so silly. Hahahaha. Back to bed.