I am confident that I possess a world-class drunk persona that does not require the consumption of alcohol.

... Strange noise outside my window. But I'm sure Cerial knew enough not to test my words. *blank eyes* Be right back...

A chocolate bar and an entire tub of especially carbohydrate-filled macaroni & cheese has fallen out of the sky.

Thank you.

Cerial may exist. Ghosts may exist. Demons may exist. Lots of things may exist. I exist, and I eat all of the previous things.

... Wait.
Tyni-san, you don't believe in ghosts or demons?

One time, I woke up in the middle of the night for no reason. I was sitting in the dark, wondering why I woke up, and then all of a sudden my stereo mounted right above my head turned on by itself. I reached up to turn it off, and it turned off before my finger touched the button. My light flickered on and off, and then I was so scared I couldn't move for a few minutes -- and I could hear footsteps. Eventually I worked up the courage to sprint out of my room.

I read something about ghosts and demons so I figured I'd tell that story since it seemed relevant.

Hi guys.

If you want to make sure it's not me, you can dig around in the "Pictures of Yourself" thread you can find a photo I have posted of myself. ^^

I can not.
And no. When my eyes narrowed, the God of this universe became scared, and transformed whatever was making the racket into macaroni & cheese, and a chocolate bar.


... Wait, now that you mention it, that really did just happen.

... Let's stop talking about real life in relation to me. ._.