| Rawrgity | October 25, 2013 01:33 AM | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bareziah
(Post 1448099)
*Rawr just challenged the Great Chest* http://www.thegloss.com/wp-content/u...akei-oh-my.jpg
You seem to glance over the fact that the Great Chest's chest has a tensile strength that stretches onto infinity, rivalling the Gods themselves. His pectorals possess the density of a neutron star and his abdominals radiate cosmic energy that, when released, can level the entire Eastern Seaboard...
You are no match for him....>
Then again, yuri is a mighty weapon to yield so it'd be an interesting semi-fantastical death macth :3 | Quote:
But Aventhera-kun can have the title if he's better! He just has to keep being my slave!
| ... You're not impressing me with those pitiful details, but he can still have the title, I guess. I don't really want it.
... But really? I mean, I'm quantamally gifted, so my nipples could easily make a few bajillion universes spaghettify all the subatomatic matter AND flip together and make a sandwich, AND THEN I COULD EAT IT!
... But Aventhera-kun can be "The Great Chest."
I'm so lucky to have such a great slave <3 |