| Y0shi | October 12, 2012 11:36 PM | *puts on purple jetpack*
*activates jetpack and immediately flies up in the sky*
- ......To infinity.......and..........beyond!
*flies out in space*
2 hours later...
-''BREAKING NEWS! This afternoon astronomers has been calling nonstop to our news channel, talking about an unknown green object hitting the moon....and exploded. As we called our expert Rubert Hedgekinson to confirm this event he told us something very interesting. Apparently the unknown object should've been a missile sent from somewhere on Earth, with mission to destroy the moon. Anonymous sources believes it was the work of terrorists. We will continue on this matter later,.,,,now over to sports.........'' |