I've seen them before :p

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If you knew a woman was pregnant and already had 8 children, 3 of whom were deaf, two blind, one mentally
retarded and she had syphilis, would advise it to have an abortion?

It's time to elect a new planitarchi
Your vote will determine the outcome. Here are profiles of the three candidates.
a) Coordinate with corrupt politicians, and consults astrologers. He had two extramarital relationships. Smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
b)expelled from his political office twice
He wakes at noon
He made use of opium in college He drinks half a bottle of "shit" every night.
c)He has received the war medal.
a vegetarian
do not smoke
Drink a beer once in a while

it's dead .. and i'm talking to myself :P

I think you should stop having so many babies cuz it's bloody expensive >.<

yeah but if she didn't then Beethoven wouldn't be born :P

Ah Beethoven riddle. Yes. May kill the next Beethoven but it may kill the next Hitler.

B. Churchill.